We need to start a Vigo County Shopping Corporation. This VCSC is needed because our shoppers need the best stores available with the greatest employees in the world. To do this we will have to raise property taxes to pay for this service. Also, for every employee working in the stores, we need one in our administration building. Many administration employees will be paid over $50,000 per year and will have jobs like telling the public that the Corporation's money does not depend on the number of shoppers in the VCSC. The VCSC will of course be getting money based on how many shoppers visit its stores. More shoppers means more taxes. If you live in Vigo County you will have to pay for shopping there even if you choose to shop at a private store. We'll elect a board that only makes $3000 per year and spread this board's members through at least three elections. To make things rough on folks who want to upset this apple cart (pun intended) we will load the corporation with debt.
The Vigo County School Corporation is run under a similar scheme. I hope to see voters unite behind a candidate for vouchers. Obviously, the first paragraph is satire.
I'll send this to Max.
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